makingnoir:

Another member of Pen’s crew, Shakes acts as the mafia’s accountant.  He’s actually from Russia too, as he and Pen fled the country together.  Shakes later developed a cocaine addiction that eventually led to death by overdose.  Since he died while on the drug, he’s still got a high quality in death making him unstable physically and mentally—his body is always morphing depending on his move, which tends to be more aggressive in his case.  Spikes will jut out when he screams and he sometimes will ooze into a puddle without noticing.

makingnoir:

Another member of Pen’s crew, Shakes acts as the mafia’s accountant.  He’s actually from Russia too, as he and Pen fled the country together.  Shakes later developed a cocaine addiction that eventually led to death by overdose.  Since he died while on the drug, he’s still got a high quality in death making him unstable physically and mentally—his body is always morphing depending on his move, which tends to be more aggressive in his case.  Spikes will jut out when he screams and he sometimes will ooze into a puddle without noticing.

Describe your favorite Pokémon in the shittiest manner possible

secret-heritage:

closetextrovert:

voodoo-otter:

nexis89:

stupidspacecat:

xenomorphkin:

teamhellnope:

vermintz:

keeppartyvangoing:

missespeon:

kiyotakachan:

aoyagichan:

the-purple-comet:

A duck with a stick

snooty asshole snake

diamond hoarder

purple dog

sword

UU

sorta blue

a samus bug

blue wolf thingy

A fuzzy yellow spider

Basically just a really clingy girlfriend

Lavender-coloured dinosaur with boobs

a giant mop dog with a moustache

If a clown and a mime had sex.

makingnoir:

Some days Walter just really doesn’t like the fact he died in a taxi driver outfit so he just morphs his appearance like a pro.

makingnoir:

Some days Walter just really doesn’t like the fact he died in a taxi driver outfit so he just morphs his appearance like a pro.

My character for a Pathfinder game.  This is Query, warforged by an ancient race with the lost method of infusing souls into these machines.  Everyone in the party is warforged with our own eye gemstones.  Since Query has a more luck-based system, his is aventurine.
His design was made to be child friendly, as he was built to educate a sick kid stuck in quarantine.  He’s laid back and likes to make stories to teach, with my friend Kail’s Key (a bard) performs the story.

My character for a Pathfinder game.  This is Query, warforged by an ancient race with the lost method of infusing souls into these machines.  Everyone in the party is warforged with our own eye gemstones.  Since Query has a more luck-based system, his is aventurine.

His design was made to be child friendly, as he was built to educate a sick kid stuck in quarantine.  He’s laid back and likes to make stories to teach, with my friend Kail’s Key (a bard) performs the story.

makingnoir:

Working on making a cover, and I’m pretty set on Pen being on it and the layout being a stark black/white kinda look.

makingnoir:

Working on making a cover, and I’m pretty set on Pen being on it and the layout being a stark black/white kinda look.

voodoo-otter:

zibaricon:

Hold on, we’re gonna have a very nerdy discussion and I ain’t apologizing to nobody!  Rick don’t even bother I know you’ll just foam at the mouth if you look.

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You guys are forgetting something super important:

Mewtwo is a being of unspeakable psychic power. It doesn’t fucking matter what kind of teeth it has or if it even has any teeth. It can chew its food with its mind.

Ohh duuuuuuuuude

Hold on, we’re gonna have a very nerdy discussion and I ain’t apologizing to nobody!  Rick don’t even bother I know you’ll just foam at the mouth if you look.

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voodoo-otter

taddle:

Get the special via myster gift until August 12th

  1. Select Mystery Gift on the main menu.
  2. Select Receive Gift, then Yes.
  3. Select Get Via Internet, then Yes.
  4. Watch as you receive Poké Ball Pattern Vivillon!
  5. Speak to the delivery girl in any Pokémon Center to receive your Vivillon.

TO THE INTERNET!!!!!!!!!

Foolish mortal.  I  downloaded this yesterday.

makingnoir:

Yeahhhh!

makingnoir:

Yeahhhh!

Bad typography.

Bad typography.